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By Dan Steele there were things we did Thank you to the Pablove foundation for donating food, and to all friends who helped prepare this recipe for 60 at Los Angeles’ Ronald McDonald House on Dec. 18th: Begin by heating a few drizzles of grapeseed oil in a medium sized pot. Add an onion, chopped, and cook it some (til it twinkles). Toss into the pot: 3 or 4 pieces of chopped garlic, 3 T. chili powder, 3 T. cacao, 1 t. cinnamon, and 1/8 t.- 1/4t. clove (ground). Cook a couple minutes, then, add: 2-3 c. veggie broth 1 can of drained, diced tomatoes 1/4 c. raisins 2 T. peanut or almond butter, and 1 T. tahini paste. Allow sauce to simmer over medium-low heat for about 20 minutes, then blend. Season the sauce to taste with salt. Add either veggies, like green beans, squash, and chopped bell peppers, or, browned pieces of chicken or turkey. Allow another 20-30 minutes of simmering to fully cook the goodies. Serve over rice, with cilantro and sour cream. (Things you wrap in foil) Baked Yams or Sweet Potatoes -400′ oven, holes poked into them with a fork, olive oil rubbed on, wrapped in foil and placed directly on rack for an hour. If your hotel room has a microwave, I learned, that works too. Wrap each poked yam in a paper towel and check it by the minute, after a couple minutes, til it is tender throughout. Bananas, Chocolate covered espresso beans Almond butter and jam on a pancake – similar to the turkey bacon on a blueberry pancake, which incidentally, if you add egg, is known as a number 6 at McDonald’s. veggie scramble burritos almond-date-dried apricot and cranberry bars - grind equal parts almond, pitted date, and a dried apricot-dried cranberry (or sour cherry) combo in a food processor. Roll through shredded coconut or raw oats to coat the outside of bars. peanut butter granola bars- melt 1/4 cup each of peanut butter, honey, and oil with a pinch of cinnamon on the stove top. Toss through any dried fruit you would like to include, measured according to your own taste, and 3 cups rolled oats that have been toasted in the oven along with 1 c. toasted coconut, and a pinch of salt. Spread the stiff mixture flat on parchemnt paper. Cut or break by hand into bar shapes. Cashew butter and jam on spelt bread, whole wheat, or cinnamon-raisin. Don’t try this with millet or rice bread (too dry to swallow.) Sushi bars a la Chris Carmichael- cook sushi rice according to package directions. Add to it: braggs amino acids, 3 eggs that have been scrambled in grapeseed or olive oil, chopped salami or pepperoni, baked yam or sweet potato chunks, parmesan, or seeds and dried fruit…form into bars and sprinkle parmesan on the outsides so they don’t stick to the foil – wrap each bar. Sweet Potato, Black Bean, Spinach Burritos a la Chris Carmichael- pan saute 3 sweet potatoes/yams until cooked through and still firm. Add 1 chopped onion, 1 chopped, canned chipotle chili and some of its canned adobo sauce, add salt to taste, and wilt in 1 bunch of clean/bag of prewashed spinach greens. Heat and smash a can of black beans off to the side in a separate, smaller, pan. Fill warmed tortillas with a small scoop each of beans and the sweet potato mixture. Wrap each in foil. Spinach and rice cakes- combine a batch of rice with about 2 cups of cooked, squeeze-dried spinach. Add 1/3 c. bread crumbs, salt, pepper, nutmeg, and parmesan to taste. Make sure it tastes yummy, then add 1 egg to bind it all together. Shape and pan fry little patties. Risotto cakes – fry leftover risotto combined with an egg and a handful or two of breadcrumbs – cook patties til golden brown then drain on paper bags. Veggie frittata- saute any combo of veggies in a small, oven-proof skillet. Add 6 eggs to the hot skillet, and move eggs around with a spatula by lifting layers, letting uncooked liquid egg come into contact with the hot pan. Sprinkle parmesan, salt, and pepper over the egg while it begins to solidify in the pan. Tranfer the whole thing under a broiler or very hot oven to finish the cooking. Cool some, then slice. gf blueberry pecan pancake – follow Bob of Bob’s red mill’s directions. Sushi balls coated with sesame seeds – cook sushi rice according to package directions. Using wet hands, shape into bite sized balls and roll through sesame seeds. Almond stuffed figs - shove an almond up the butt of a dried fig.
http://oldpoetry.com/opoem/12348-Frank-O-Hara-Lines-For-The-Fortune-Cookies “I think you’re wonderful and so does everyone else. Just as Jackie Kennedy has a baby boy, so will you—even bigger. You will meet a tall beautiful blond stranger, and you will not say hello. You will take a long trip and you will be very happy, though alone. You will marry the first person who tells you your eyes are like scrambled eggs. In the beginning there was YOU—there will always be YOU, I guess. You will write a great play and it will run for three performances….” When you’re out in the world kicking ass sometimes you get too busy for fussing with pie dough. But you’ve still gotta eat. We’ve all gotta eat. Pie. Thanks to two satellite sillypants correspondents here are two sensible tricks with frozen pie crust: <a href=”http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/09/us/09buffer.html?ref=health”>Kelly’s</a> Quiche Ingredients Preheat oven to 350 In a mixing bowl, add the eggs, crème fraiche, cottage cheese, nutmeg, Put in the oven at 350 for 50 minutes! Charlotte’s 15-Minutes-of-Prep Chocolate Chip Pie 2 eggs (don’t use eggbeaters. tried it. nasty.) 325 preheat beat 2 eggs until foamy. add flour & both sugars. beat in butter. stir in chips & nuts. put in shell. yeah. that’s it. takes about 45-50 mins to cook in my crazy oven.
Meatballs make the man, says Artemio with the arch of his back while he is crouched over bus tubs of raw pork, ground and parmesan, and milk and oregano and veal and things, knees on the concrete and tile second time this week, producing same results, January cold floor, icy mornings, steaming sip, numb after noon, delayed for dinner, abbreviated in rest, some mornings we toast over prosecco to wake up our clean slates he is mixing with his arms and gloves, Met cap on backwards, and he is the proudest man to ever live in a ghost town. I. Sweet summertime of New York’s empty city The taller the tower the hazier the cloud
Ring around my raspberry flavored mind, devoured The shape of an egg reminds me what we like to see
In New York the vinegar is wine In New York there is only fruit and labor The bread comes as quickly as they can bake it up comes as quickly as is, goes
At 1 a.m. I get home and wonder how I got here.
II. Sherried prune, salted caramel I create for you A masterpiece that words speak and no one ever tastes Star tipped campground Delight, magical inverted Question of timing, precise At the moment of slicing A seasoning that is fascinating But hardly a well kept Miracle A burnt egg is meringue Of a sort that pleases the eye, And no one complains.
III. Marc says he’s going to make a raspberry soufflé for the menu Build your napoleon with the neat edged needles Push saucing sauce around the plate Push broadly Eliminate the chaos of the misdirected Lines on a plane Where no shadows Fall and one shape is the other of the color Scoop the fruit and sugar Down around the clowning fruit, papaya pineapple kiwi and Textured shore of pecan pebbles Caramel glazed miroir mountain
IV. Doesn’t even look like a strawberry, And the perspective is all off on the Mint leaf. A canyon is created from The photo’s snapping shutter all the while, Canyon snaps and creaks crumbs, but none tumble. No crumbs on the plate and no resistance From us or for the photographic eye, But perspective is all off, cream is sharp The plate so stiff, so expensive I can See my future in it, a reflection Breakaway flashes on the station’s steel Lighting set for actors of a scriptless Sensationalism, I see you now, Offer you a peach that tastes like gold. ***** Love Poem for Jacek at the mangia bakery
Jacek bends a knee and crouches toward the mixing bowl Of a 60 quart Fluorescent Bulb, warehouse that he painted himself, floor to ceiling yellow, color of butter Story of sugar Covering the mixer And the floor, where, his knee leans and he folds Eggwhites Armpit deep in sweets That early morning coffee don’t even cut, By the time you get out of work here you can’t even remember how you got here It was the train, But it was so dark it was daylight-less dawn How can so many people wake up and come straight To Wall St.? To clean up, to fasten, to check, to bake To measure, to cut, to scrape To end tired, and happy, in the middle of the day. The day changes into a different thing, has a different form, and Sweets Don’t taste anymore And everyone works faster and faster when the music comes around again Techno bakery, means to an end, and How does anyone speak to anyone else this early, and How does anyone see where they are going, next week I’ll stay out all night and stumble here straightaways,
See Jacek, Polish, good humored, young heart, old face, buttery arm Rosy cheeked White pants, paper hat, 4:30am.
I was just checking out this (sort of but not that old) picture of the pastry station at ‘Gusto,’ in a basement off Greenwich Ave in NYC. For about a year this was my corner of the universe! When I moved to Los Angeles I went to see executive, superstar pastry chef Sherry Yard because friends in New York told me she was really cool (and she is) and might have a job for me. Sherry probably doesn’t remember this, but she told me something that was only part joke and made a huge impression on me: “being in desserts is all chocolate sauce.” Chocolate Sauce 5 L. water, .5 L. heavy cream, ½ k. sugar, 250 g. cocoa powder, 1 bay leaf, half a split vanilla bean, pinch of salt Combine on stove top, heat gently to reduce and thicken sauce. Stir often to prevent scalding on the bottom. Sherry Yard’s Vanilla Sauce (from her book, the secrets of baking) 1 c. milk, 1 c. cream, 1/2 vanilla bean, 4 yolks, 1/3c. sugar The Vanilla sauce, meanwhile, at Spago (which I tasted A LOT during the exactly 1 night I cooked there) was the most amazing vanilla sauce I’ve ever tasted. The secret was definitely in the millionteen used vanilla beans that were being steeped in the milk, which Sherry tells you to do in her book! My grandmother Loretta Herman’s spaghetti sauce: Brown 2 lbs. of ground beef in a large, hot, pot. Begin to slowly cook diced salt-back pork off to the side in a seperate pan. When the ground beef is well browned, season with salt and pepper, and add 1 chopped onion. Cook until onion becomes shimmery, then add 2 cloves chopped or well crushed garlic. Cook for another minute or two. Add 2 big cans of crushed tomatoes and one regular sized (14.5 oz.) can of chopped tomatoes in their tomato juice. Bring to a boil. Add any pork ‘juice’ that has accumulated in the slow-cooking fat pork pan. Lower the meat sauce to a simmer, and continue to cook that pork off to the side over low heat to extract liquid. Continually strain the pork’s liquid into the slow-simmering meat sauce for about 40 minutes. Simmer the tomato sauce for another 20 minutes to an hour, partially covered. Season with salt and pepper to taste before serving. |
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